i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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