I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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