try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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