if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm at about main and main street
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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