dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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