why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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