You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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