butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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