Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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