That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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