Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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