The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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