Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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