the day after is always just damage control
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I enjoy the company of your penis
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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