You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
