Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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