Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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