You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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