just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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