So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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