47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
No subtext here. People are naked.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
