I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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