Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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