did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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