Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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