Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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