This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
i believe in u and ur pee
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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