Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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