My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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