Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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