He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
smell my finger.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
