Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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