your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
