Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
that is very illegal...i love you.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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