Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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