I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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