Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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