please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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