This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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