i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Randomize
