I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
