i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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