hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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