I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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