Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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