fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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