Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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