your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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