I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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