Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
This house was built for laser tag.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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