there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We just shotgunned beers for America
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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