what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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