me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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