i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Sober January is a disaster.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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