yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The Olympian is in my bed
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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