This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize