Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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